So, you want to stop by my realm?

DAE love ducks?

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ISEEALLYETKNOWNONE

how doth the mortal seek peace, ye tthe god reccceive nnnnoone

What will happen whern the flying blue of the sky is kill me..

Do you have any other tales of your youth besides riding narwhales?

Yes! yes i do. Just don’t tell molag bol, but when i was a young adventurer (Before i became sheogorath). I actually worked for him. Well not as much worked but i went to his shrine. He will never let it go if he found out.

Hi Sheogorath! Here's a cheesecake for you! owo

blackdragonamatreon

This is not real cheese! AWAY WITH YOU, OR YOU SHALL BE MAIMED!

Why is the fish stick a delicate state of mind?

ms-vendetta

Silly mortal! Your brain would explode in a flurry of mongeese if i told you.

You absolutely MUST tell of us the cheese in Skyrim, is true that the barbarian Giants make their own cheese?

Anonymous

Hahahahaha! Of course they don’t! Or they do? Sometimes, the deadra is afraid of what they make it out of.

Girl, my old friend but then again how could anyone tell!

darkangel134

Well… she might of told me once. But only once.